Eats, Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
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- 1861976127
- 23 428.2 TRUE
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St Aloysius Library | English | 428.2 TRUE (Browse shelf(Opens below)) | Available | GF02276 |
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." So punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death. This is the zero tolerance guide.
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